Jamie Lynn Unleashed

Self-absorbed, psychotic and senstive AKA Normal Female

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Reasons I hate being a girl:

- Being overly emotional withoutreason.
- Being overly emotional when there is reason
- the grossness that comes once a month.
- the price of clothes
- bras
- hair products
- makeup
- being associated with other girls
- being "the weaker sex"
- inability to do math
- being whiny
- bitchy
- cranky
- the weight of my breasts
- back pain
- double standards
- cattiness
- necessity of possessing self control
- obsessing over my weight
- obsessing over my body image in general
- that time of the month
- the pain associated with it
- incessant need to take care of everyone
- desire to cook
- desire to shop
- skirts
- pantyhose
- high heels
- slips
- buttons on the left (or is it right for girls I wear mens shirts too)
- the monthly thing
- other girls
- drama films
- the maintenance
- unexpected emotional outbursts
- fashion designers
- expectations to pop out kids
- expectations to get married right away
- to bake stuff
- to clean stuff
- poor sense of direction
- drive to pacify things
- desire to "cuddle" sometimes
- child bearing hips
- biological clock
- cheap hair elastics
- broken fingernails
- crazy feminists (Feminazis)
- feeling like I have to do things 10 times as well as any man to be considered his equal
- always having to be the one who says "no"
- being blamed for "eating the fruit" (Eve)
- the word bitch
- slut
- whore
- the fact they are mainly used by girls to refer to other girls.
- feeling responsible
- desire to nurture
- desire to pro-create
- knowledge that my desire is unladylike(especially since I want to practise a lot)
- the entire book of Paul (Bible)
- pap smears
- breast exams
- rape
- my vulnerability

Though the Things I HATE the very most (as you may of noticed I mentioned it numerous times above) is:

The fact that for the last 10 years, 12 times per year the same goddamn thing always happens and never in any sort of pattern. Sometimes accompanied with a LOT of pain, sometimes barely noticeable, but always VERY GROSS. There was a time when for a year and a half I was on Depo-Provera ( oh how I miss it) and it never came at all. If my weight gain hadn't been partially caused by that I would go back on it.

That my friends is the root of this entire rant.

3 Comments:

Blogger Megs said...

Hmm...Perhaps it is not the obscene amounts of cheese I eat and the complete lack of exercise that is making my buttocks and thighs bigger, but my so-called "Friend", Depo-Provera. How can something so good to me stab me in the back like that?? I don't know if I could ever face the Pill again...*sob*

9:57 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah that time of the month sure can be a pain, however, I don't think its normal not to have it, I don't trust that needle or any kind of birth control that allows you to go without having one...I haven't had one in 2 months, took a couple pregnancy tests that come out negative, its a worry wondering if something could be wrong. I never heard of any good experiences with the needle, I know a few people who did gain a lot of weight from it but also got really depressed with it..thats the chance you gotta take though eh..everything effects everyone differently..well nuff babbling on here..hehe...Chastity

9:56 p.m.  
Blogger Cloudzie said...

You might want to embrace what you have instead of wishing for otherwise. The way I see it you will unfortunatly not be able to change anything regarding the situation you are in "being a girl" so just let go of the preconceptions and stop whining. Just live your life at its fullest! :)

3:47 a.m.  

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