Reasons I hate being a girl:
- Being overly emotional withoutreason.
- Being overly emotional when there is reason
- the grossness that comes once a month.
- the price of clothes
- bras
- hair products
- makeup
- being associated with other girls
- being "the weaker sex"
- inability to do math
- being whiny
- bitchy
- cranky
- the weight of my breasts
- back pain
- double standards
- cattiness
- necessity of possessing self control
- obsessing over my weight
- obsessing over my body image in general
- that time of the month
- the pain associated with it
- incessant need to take care of everyone
- desire to cook
- desire to shop
- skirts
- pantyhose
- high heels
- slips
- buttons on the left (or is it right for girls I wear mens shirts too)
- the monthly thing
- other girls
- drama films
- the maintenance
- unexpected emotional outbursts
- fashion designers
- expectations to pop out kids
- expectations to get married right away
- to bake stuff
- to clean stuff
- poor sense of direction
- drive to pacify things
- desire to "cuddle" sometimes
- child bearing hips
- biological clock
- cheap hair elastics
- broken fingernails
- crazy feminists (Feminazis)
- feeling like I have to do things 10 times as well as any man to be considered his equal
- always having to be the one who says "no"
- being blamed for "eating the fruit" (Eve)
- the word bitch
- slut
- whore
- the fact they are mainly used by girls to refer to other girls.
- feeling responsible
- desire to nurture
- desire to pro-create
- knowledge that my desire is unladylike(especially since I want to practise a lot)
- the entire book of Paul (Bible)
- pap smears
- breast exams
- rape
- my vulnerability
Though the Things I HATE the very most (as you may of noticed I mentioned it numerous times above) is:
The fact that for the last 10 years, 12 times per year the same goddamn thing always happens and never in any sort of pattern. Sometimes accompanied with a LOT of pain, sometimes barely noticeable, but always VERY GROSS. There was a time when for a year and a half I was on Depo-Provera ( oh how I miss it) and it never came at all. If my weight gain hadn't been partially caused by that I would go back on it.
That my friends is the root of this entire rant.
- Being overly emotional when there is reason
- the grossness that comes once a month.
- the price of clothes
- bras
- hair products
- makeup
- being associated with other girls
- being "the weaker sex"
- inability to do math
- being whiny
- bitchy
- cranky
- the weight of my breasts
- back pain
- double standards
- cattiness
- necessity of possessing self control
- obsessing over my weight
- obsessing over my body image in general
- that time of the month
- the pain associated with it
- incessant need to take care of everyone
- desire to cook
- desire to shop
- skirts
- pantyhose
- high heels
- slips
- buttons on the left (or is it right for girls I wear mens shirts too)
- the monthly thing
- other girls
- drama films
- the maintenance
- unexpected emotional outbursts
- fashion designers
- expectations to pop out kids
- expectations to get married right away
- to bake stuff
- to clean stuff
- poor sense of direction
- drive to pacify things
- desire to "cuddle" sometimes
- child bearing hips
- biological clock
- cheap hair elastics
- broken fingernails
- crazy feminists (Feminazis)
- feeling like I have to do things 10 times as well as any man to be considered his equal
- always having to be the one who says "no"
- being blamed for "eating the fruit" (Eve)
- the word bitch
- slut
- whore
- the fact they are mainly used by girls to refer to other girls.
- feeling responsible
- desire to nurture
- desire to pro-create
- knowledge that my desire is unladylike(especially since I want to practise a lot)
- the entire book of Paul (Bible)
- pap smears
- breast exams
- rape
- my vulnerability
Though the Things I HATE the very most (as you may of noticed I mentioned it numerous times above) is:
The fact that for the last 10 years, 12 times per year the same goddamn thing always happens and never in any sort of pattern. Sometimes accompanied with a LOT of pain, sometimes barely noticeable, but always VERY GROSS. There was a time when for a year and a half I was on Depo-Provera ( oh how I miss it) and it never came at all. If my weight gain hadn't been partially caused by that I would go back on it.
That my friends is the root of this entire rant.
3 Comments:
Hmm...Perhaps it is not the obscene amounts of cheese I eat and the complete lack of exercise that is making my buttocks and thighs bigger, but my so-called "Friend", Depo-Provera. How can something so good to me stab me in the back like that?? I don't know if I could ever face the Pill again...*sob*
Yeah that time of the month sure can be a pain, however, I don't think its normal not to have it, I don't trust that needle or any kind of birth control that allows you to go without having one...I haven't had one in 2 months, took a couple pregnancy tests that come out negative, its a worry wondering if something could be wrong. I never heard of any good experiences with the needle, I know a few people who did gain a lot of weight from it but also got really depressed with it..thats the chance you gotta take though eh..everything effects everyone differently..well nuff babbling on here..hehe...Chastity
You might want to embrace what you have instead of wishing for otherwise. The way I see it you will unfortunatly not be able to change anything regarding the situation you are in "being a girl" so just let go of the preconceptions and stop whining. Just live your life at its fullest! :)
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