Attention Whore
Overheard at work
"Never fuck a pig, it'll squeal on you every time."
Living in a humid and dusty environment is making me look like a pimply faced 13yr old. But it doesn't stop the men from hitting on me in droves.
I was in a cab pulling away from my work the other day and a guy walks out of the other bar in the hotel I'm employed with and runs over to the car. He wanted to hail the cab, but then notices me inside and blurts out "pretty girl." This happens often.
I know it's because there isn't a lot of girls here.
My new Newfie friend quoted one of his song lyrics to me last night
"Alberta is where the men drill for oil and the women dig for gold."
apparently I am a rarity and a mystery around these parts.
My friend Tasha (old childhood friend) has recently arrived here, and it should be entertaining watching this naive and fragile creature negotiate the sea of lonely men, slutty chicks and high paying jobs.
Well my hair is freshly dyed, now I have to go get my eyebrows waxed.
My super sexy amazing boots were sold out of my size. They were 30$. I went to a different store, they didn't have them but would order them in, for the meager price of 175$ plus shipping. Now to be fair, the original price of the boots at the first store was 75$, but still a hundred dollar mark up between store.
No thanks, back to E-bay.
Oh and I am getting an I-Pod in the mail in 4-6 weeks. Thanks TD bank! Fuck you Scotiabank.
Remind me to tell you the tale of the evil bank and them fucking around the sweet princess, and her getting pissy and slaughtering them and moving her vast fortune to a new land.
Off to call my dear Laura, and hear about her adventures in printer purchasing.
And if anyone knows how I can get tickets to The Unholy Alliance Tour (Slayer/COB/Mastodon) in Edmonton, (it's sold out) please email me.
capergrl@gmail.com
"Never fuck a pig, it'll squeal on you every time."
Living in a humid and dusty environment is making me look like a pimply faced 13yr old. But it doesn't stop the men from hitting on me in droves.
I was in a cab pulling away from my work the other day and a guy walks out of the other bar in the hotel I'm employed with and runs over to the car. He wanted to hail the cab, but then notices me inside and blurts out "pretty girl." This happens often.
I know it's because there isn't a lot of girls here.
My new Newfie friend quoted one of his song lyrics to me last night
"Alberta is where the men drill for oil and the women dig for gold."
apparently I am a rarity and a mystery around these parts.
My friend Tasha (old childhood friend) has recently arrived here, and it should be entertaining watching this naive and fragile creature negotiate the sea of lonely men, slutty chicks and high paying jobs.
Well my hair is freshly dyed, now I have to go get my eyebrows waxed.
My super sexy amazing boots were sold out of my size. They were 30$. I went to a different store, they didn't have them but would order them in, for the meager price of 175$ plus shipping. Now to be fair, the original price of the boots at the first store was 75$, but still a hundred dollar mark up between store.
No thanks, back to E-bay.
Oh and I am getting an I-Pod in the mail in 4-6 weeks. Thanks TD bank! Fuck you Scotiabank.
Remind me to tell you the tale of the evil bank and them fucking around the sweet princess, and her getting pissy and slaughtering them and moving her vast fortune to a new land.
Off to call my dear Laura, and hear about her adventures in printer purchasing.
And if anyone knows how I can get tickets to The Unholy Alliance Tour (Slayer/COB/Mastodon) in Edmonton, (it's sold out) please email me.
capergrl@gmail.com
2 Comments:
Hey Jamie! This has nothing to do with your blog. I need your help and your parents if you do not mind! I need you to all pray for my mom! She had a massive brain anurism (how the hell do you spell that!!!). She is doing A LOT better than she was. She is still in a coma.....I'll try to call in the next day or two to tell you all. Hope you are enjoying your summer!
Miss ya and Luv ya!!!!
Rae-Lynne
Time for an update, it's been too long. LOL.
Hope things are going well for you, look forward to hearing from you soon.
Take care
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