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Stupid Blogger

Wont' publish properly too angry and tired to care....

confused about stuff....

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I cried today when I watched new coverage of Iraqis turning out to vote... a fucking long time those people have not had the option of choosing a leader of their country... Perhaps something good has came out of that invasion by the US cocksucking government... Fucking asshole.

Rambling, cursing.. Tired... Remind me to tell you more about evil roommate... He's evil....

was going to watch the quiet American... Must sleep...

Mother Against Maddox

I was checking out MADDOX and he has a post about people blocking him...... I could go into more detail but I don't feel like it...

I posted the email here... Maybe I give her too much credit... If she writers back with a belligerent reply I will be disappointed... I give people the benefit of the doubt to often....

For your information this email was written by the girl who was not allowed to watch Simpson, Roseanne, Married with Children, etc... So I know quite a bit about parents "blocking" things LOL.


Hello,

If you have a problem with the websites your son visits, why not sit down and actually TALK TO HIM about the content and why you believe it to be inappropriate...

Perhaps you don't agree with what Maddox has to say, but just blocking the site without discussing it, and pouring all you time and energy into closing it down... Isn't showing your son how to deal with something that you deem unsuitable.

I like Maddox, I don't agree with most of what he says, but I believe he has the right to say it, he is thought provoking.. Obviously he provoked you..

Please don't view this as an attack... Most people are quick to "block" something, without first thinking.. What caused your son to visit Maddox's site multiple times? What attracted him to it in the first place? Does he agree with Maddox?

I am mainly curious as to what drove you to devote so much time to some crazy guy spewing "filth" on his own personal website, when there is so many larger issues in the world.... Like child pornography, family violence, homelessness.... You seem to have a passion for protecting children... I just wish people like you would devote their energy to positive things instead of just trying to "block" people who don't hold the same views as them.

Sincerely,

Jamie

Beat The Geeks

Dimwitted remarks, casually tossed over your shoulder.
Ripping my emotions, arrogant eyes, laughing quietly.
Empty promises, broken contraceptives, used shoes.
Burning flesh, seething tempers, drunken regrets.
Tears streaming, pain developing, soothing words.
Where does the rage come from?


It's completely ridiculous... I am filled with these overpowering feelings sometimes.... Uncontrollable moods...Hysterical Laughing fits.......... Buckets of Tears... Unexplained fits of RAGE....I usually control it quite well... I vent a little here and there... I get in absolutely ridiculous arguments with some of the most (add personal adjective here) people.

I release some of my emotions, and move on...Logically I have no reason to be upset, about anything. Ever... I live a fairy tale life... As much as I complain sometimes about bills, men, etc... I really do have everything anyone could ever want... (except for 60 extra pounds). I try and rationalize it to myself... I cannot find a solid explanation except for the fact that I am female... Which gives me full rights to be a psychopath... I deny, bitch and fight about it but in the end I do embrace being a female... It's fabulous.... I do make a valiant effort not to be a deranged lunatic... like some of my female counterparts.

Most of my male friends are pretty hard core conservatives and one of them quoted a hardcore CONSERVATIVE US radio personality Michael Savage who said "Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder".

I think that is a completely false statement, and I think conservatives are deranged individuals...(did I mention my whole family is conservative besides me) but that's besides the point... The conclusion I am trying to draw is maybe being female is a mental disorder.....

perhaps I am as normal as I can get... At 7 am on a Friday morning... After listening to 5 hours of metal............. Worrying about cleansing the bathroom, and what to cook for supper tomorrow...

It all makes sense now I'm just sleep deprived..... (remember when I told you guys that if you didn't sleep for 48 hours you could legally kill someone.... Good Times Good Times.)

Don't you just love my insane pointless ramblings... I believe I'm right you know, even though I am very much to the left.

*Cue insane laughter..........

*curtain*

Nothing

My mind is jumbling, I am so tired, and there is a new shift bid tomorrow.

I found this great site about scholarships in Canada, I am waiting for some university calendars to arrive.

I have to start shopping around for new banks. The bank I currently deal with is raising it's rates again, I am fed up it seems every 6 months they crank my rates. One of the girls I work with has an account with another bank and there is no bank fees, EVER. Free checks, no ATM fees, all the banking is online or on the phone which is how i pay all my bills anyway so this is terrific.

Thanks to everyone who gave me hugs... It was heart warming, and I was shocked how many I received, I guess this site gets more hits than I thought.... I just started the counter 2 months ago and I am already almost to 3, 000 hits.

I got my incentive on my check an extra 99 dollars... so sweet because I need all the money i can get to catch up on the bills.

My journal is now beautiful my friend MJ fixed it up all PURRRRRRTY! If you know the site check it out...

Hugs?

*HUGS* TOTAL!

give JamieROCKS more *HUGS*


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wintersleep

Sat. Feb. 5, Halifax, NS at The Marquee Club (Halifax CD Release) with
The Peter Parkers
Wed. Feb. 16, Moncton, NB at The Paramount (Moncton CD Release) with
The Peter Parkers and Contrived
Thu. Feb. 17, Fredericton, NB at The Cellar (Fredericton CD Release)
with The Peter Parkers and Contrived
Fri. Feb. 18, Saint John, NB at Tapps Brew Pub (Saint John CD Release)
with The Peter Parkers and Contrived

ROADTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randomness

My roommate plans on buying a handgun and keeping it locked up under
his bed...I already told him if he does I am moving out... don't ask
me the exact stats, but anyone in your household owning a gun,
automatically increases chances of being shot with said gun...

University... Do you have any idea how many universities there are out
there offering what I want to take... I have been cross referencing
tuitions costs, with location and prestige. HELP!

I took an IQ test and the results SHOCKED me..... Mind you it was
online, and I was made fun of, sent another IQ test that was timed
and scored the exact same.... I scored higher than the average University
graduate... Which eased some of my fears that my brain had ceased to
function after being exposed to the tar ponds of Cape Breton.

Mama Said... such an awesome song... My parents are back from their
trip to Florida which makes me much more comfortable... I haven't got
to hear too much about their trip except my father was ill during most
of it.

I am going to my Grammy's today... It's 4:13 am... I am going to go to
church with her..... I have been getting loads of questions regarding
my religious beliefs lately... A lot of flack too..

Huge Blizzard on the horizon... I think it might be good to be snowed
in with my grandmother for the weekend... Catch up on good times...
plus she gives awesome advice, and is EXTREMELY wise, and a hardcore
conservative , talk about clash of opinions.

The Doctor is in! I played relationship counselor to two separate
people tonight... I think they both forgot that I am the single
girl.... I do give great advice though... I just don't usually heed
it.

I love pea soup...... YUMMY!

Apparently I need to be a mindless idiot, without any opinion on anything in order to "catch me a man"..... I think I will stay single a little longer THANK YOU VERY MUCH! (BTW I still hate you).

It's 5 am.... I really should hit the road... Blizzards suck ass....

First Strike

Light the world on fire.


Hide behind your sorry ass excuses.

Watch me dominate you.

Arrogance is bliss.

Justify nothing.



Everytime I get in a jam, I run away, I am starting to get to old to run away all the time.

*shudder*

Snowstorm!!!!!!!!

I didn't crawl out of bed till almost 1 pm on Friday, by the time the car was packed and my errands were completed it was after two, Sean and I arrived at Laura's around three.

The four of us headed to the Jean Coutu to buy hair dye. Laura was bleaching highlights into her already blond head, Tom was going some funky color and I was going red, until Laura and I got into a heated conversation about my hair. She wanted me to go back to my natural dark brown, and I was looking forward to going back to being a red head... Completely unnatural red head.

We compromised with this black color that has a red tinge to it, and looks pretty wicked... Though I am harassed for looking Gothic, I was hoping to avoid the black hair... It's far too cliche. Tom ended up picking this fuchsia color that turned out to be amazing, and similar to a color I had in about 4 years ago.

We finished dying our hair, grabbed a bite to eat, shoved their stuff in the car and finally got out of Sackville around 7:15 ish, ran into a huge rainstorm... Messy driving, and didn't arrive at our destination till 10ish, mainly because there was a jumper on MacDonald bridge and I didn't know how to get to Barrington without crossing the bridge.

Friday night nothing overly exciting happened, I was tired from driving through nasty weather, and just chilled out with Kenzie and Laura. Saturday we went to the Halifax shopping centre, I picked out some cool knee highs for Laura, and tried to find her brother Jon some sneakers for a marathon.

Then the "Par-Tay"! Bill was nice enough to have a birthday bash at his beautiful apartment for Kenzie, and the male to female ratio was definitely in my favor, and a fantastic time was had by all. It was so awesome catching up with Cory and Cheyenne, who managed to lose part of the car on the way TO the party, I guess that was due to Cory's reckless driving....(kidding) I guess Cheyenne and a snowbank had a disagreement... and it decided to bite the car....Thanks for the drive lol.

I met some pretty cool people, and found out Engineers aren't as bad as people make them out to be, and the coolest part was... The whole building is guys, but the bathroom had SOAP, a Hand towel, toilet paper and was CLEAN! I was UBER impressed.

We raced back today trying to beat the vicious storm... Which seems pretty wimpy in Moncton, but according to my friends in Halifax and Cape Breton, it's reared it's nasty head there. Actually I drove fairly close to speed limit the whole way and it only took us 2 1/2 hours to get home.. I am excited....

Can you say more trips to Halifax?

Things do work out well in the end....

My power bill is at a positive 60 dollars... My extra unemployment check that was owed to me came through, so as of tomorrow my bills will not be the cause of so much fret.

Sean and I are heading to Halifax with my bestest friend Laura and possibly her brother Tom, to meet up with their brother Jon, and we are all going to celebrate Kenzie's birthday.
I am also going to meet up with some Capers (if they find the means to make it down) and some friends from Halifax while we are there. It's amusing that I live in a different province but am actually closer to Halifax, then I was when I lived in Nova Scotia.

I am entertaining the idea of moving again, since I have been investigating universities.

If anyone has any suggestions concerning the best place to get an education in Canada, let me know. I am looking for a town or city that has job opportunities, a good party scene, a school that is affordable, with a fairly good reputation. I also want a university where the professors don't just want you to regurgitate back everything they say, that they encourage people to think and express their own opinions... I can be rather opinionated....

Speaking of which... I got nominated for some kind of position with our social committee at work, my co workers seem to think I have innovative ideas and wouldn't' have any trouble voicing my concerns and viewpoints.. Could be interesting and would look nice on the resume.

My parents are in Florida... and even though they live 5000 miles away from me... I miss them cause I know I can't just call them... Does that make me an idiot? I hope they are having a safe and fun trip... I was hoping they would show up on my doorstep... The last time they left for a trip to Florida they showed up on my grandmothers doorstep......

Might be a redhead by the time I reach Halifax......

"The wind swept her hair back off her face.
Caressing her with it's aloof embrace.
She dreamt it took her in it's flight.
Away from here this somber night."

Bursting

Have you ever examined your life? Have you ever wondered if you will actually see all your goals accomplished? DO you ever think, maybe it will truly be over tomorrow? If these we're my last days alive on the planet would I be content in all that I have done? If you really put your mind to something do you honestly believe you can accomplish it? Have you ever wanted to take your own life? Have you thought about the method you would choose? If you knew that a comet was about to strike the earth would you hold hands with your loved ones and drink a glass of poison? Would you curl up in bed with your significant other and a bottle of sleeping pills? Would you find the highest cliff and take the final plunge. Have you found happiness? Have you met "the one"... How do you KNOW they are "the one"? Do you think there is a match for everyone? Does God exist? Has he ever presented something to you that guides you in a direction or solidifies your faith? What about the Bible, do you accept it all, pick out the parts that fit your life, or think it's a great fairy tale that gives us some kind of guidelines on how we should live? WHO do you admire? Why do you think they are so great? IS it wrong to set standards for your friends, to get angry at them when they give up. Do you feel? Can you give up your life for another? Is not wanting to take someone else's life a crime? Can you justify your actions? Would you stand by and watch someone be beaten? Are you idealistic? Do you have morals? Have you drawn lines in the sand? Do your realize that the walls you have built to keep the bad people out, have also keep the good ones out to? Is the worst moment of your life, balanced out by the best?

I live in a bubble.

Pussification of Men!

Insert every known explicative here... and a whole lot of screaming from the girl who is looking fro MEN? Are they all gone am I doomed to be single and disappointed forever...

They are all turning to pussies on me... all of them... I had friends who were men, they were hot, they were hairy, they were awesome and one by one, they have let women control them, taint them...

PUSSIES!

Tears have actually welled up in my eyes.... Where are the men? Where have you all gone?

I miss you......

Fuck feminism.....

Fuck girls who date men simply to change them and then drop them when they have done just that... because they realize they didn't want that....

Oh the pure unadulterated rage...... I am sick of being lied to..... I am disgusted by all the lies..... I am moving to northern Canada and finding me a lumberjack!

Roll Your Eyes.

I have been reading Michael Moore's Stupid White Men, I am so infuriated every time I pick it up, because Mr. Moore is whining about how George W. Bush wasn't "really" elected the first time...... Yet the dumb Fuckers go and elect the Bastard again... and they wonder why the rest of the world views them as complete idiots just like their president... Who has a degree from Yale and Harvard... So what does that say about them... Maybe I will study politics instead of English when I go to university... Why whine about the state of the world if you do nothing to try and change it.

Maybe I should just switch sides and become a crazed conservative like the rest of my family....

Okay rewind back the truck up... I just re-read what I wrote earlier today...

I am such a Pretentious Bitch, who I am to judge their government... What do I know about politics.. I live in my foolish bubble of be good to people and they'll be good to you, that the sun WILL come out tomorrow, and that EVERYone has something good inside of them.

If I didn't know better I would swear I was on some kind of cheap drugs.... But alas I'm not, I don't' take any drugs... Which also makes me want to rant and rave about how almost one quarter of my associates from work if not more take some kind of mental stabilizing drugs.

You know what's truly crazy.. I am probably the most well adjusted person I know.... and I think I am mad most of the time... Well except maybe my brother Sean, I think he is more well adjusted than me... I have no mental disorders, no need to inflict pain on others, or cause strife... and I think that may be why I am single... Most guys are looking for girls with problems to fix, or most girls are looking to "fix" a guy.

This girl I know is going on a "date" with this guy I know, and she is already plotting how she is going to change him, and she doesn't even know if she is going to date him.... She hasn't even met him and she already has a list of things she wants to change about him.

That's sick!

I wish I could just abandon my life, plop myself down somewhere in the world and just completely devote myself to helping other people... It truly is the only time I am really content...
I don't need a TV, DVD player, dishwasher and all that garbage, give me something to wear clean drinking water, somewhere to wash myself, brush my teeth, a few good books and I will be happy... I already sleep on a mat on the floor so I am used to that... Anyone want to buy my car... It's the only thing keeping me from running away again....

I am such a mother hen... and I let boys get me in a tizzy.... and I want to save the world... and I want to stop crying about the situation of the world, and ranting about how things need to be changed

and roll up my fucking sleeves and do something about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's with me?

Whew

I went to Cape Breton for the weekend for my cousins wedding, what a fantastic time. It was the perfect holiday we went for five days from Wednesday till Monday, and I was drunk for 4 of those five days. I was ready to go when we left but I had a ball of fun the entire time... most of it isn't written here but here's a brief run down:

Wednesday we left at around 2 ish and almost died around 4 ish, we stopped for beer at 7 ish arrived at my Aunt and Uncle's around 8:30 ish, and the beer was already flowing.

I have no idea how many beer were consumed, the three military famliy members were trying to recruit everyone, which caused loads of laughter. I hadn't seen my friends and family in a few months so it was fantastic to hang out with them again.

When Kenzie and Bill were leaving I got ride into Sydney, popped into the Capri to see who was around, and ran into a few people I hadn't seen in quite a while. Then I headed to Jamie's, scared the crap out of Nikki by jumping on her bed and waking her up. Then went over to Allison's and watch a bit of Bubba Ho-tep and saw Eric, (who is still realy cute) and painted Allison's fingernails.

I woke up the next day around 2 ish, just in time to run around like a crazy person to get ready for the wedding,and watch my family in the disorganized confusion.

Before 5 pm I had done my hair, my cousin Trin's hair (she was standing in the wedding), put the suspenders on the groom and 2 of the groomsmen, helped put buttons and cuff links on tux's and drank beer.

The wedding was beautiful, I only cried 3 times, and I really enjoyed the dinner (it was Chinese) then off to reception, where I got pleasantly smashed, danced, drank and played some pool. Then back to the hotel for a room party, didn't get to sleep till 7 am, then up at 10 am for check out, we all went to breakfast and off to Glace Bay.

I got to visit with Kelly for a bit, then I sliced green peppers and visited with Georgina and Chris at the pizza shop, then we headed over to Shallen's New Years Bash. I was happy we got to chill out with them and see "the table" Davinna and Curtis stopped by, then Sean and I headed to North Sydney.

We again got loaded, danced some more and had a fantastic time, I did something, that could potentially ruin an amazing friendship... But here's hoping it doesn't.

Saturday I woke up at 2 pm, headed back over to GB to drop Sean off at Shane and Tracey's they were heading out to movies so I only got to briefly see them. So I went back into town to Jamie's and chilled out with him, MJ ended up coming over, and we had a wonderful visit. It was so great to see everyone again. Then I headed over to Smooth Hermans to see the "metal heads", who promptly announced upon seeing me that I had officially ruined their year ( I do what I can). I had a delightful time, was made fun of, laughed and was home before 3:30.

Sunday proved to be a nice relaxing day visiting with my Aunt and Uncle, I watched some movies, then headed back to GB to see Kelly, stopped at Stream to pick up Davinna adn ended up having a wodnerful conversation with Joan.

Davinna and I headed into Jaclyn's and started drinking (again) we laughed our asses off till Davinna and I headed down to the Rum Jungle for dollar shots, since we coudl NOT find a babysitter to stay with Hannah (sorry Jac). More dancing, laughing and just a barrel of fun, Kiara showed up, Georgina, Chris and my brother ended up coming and we just had FUN!

Davinna and I headed back to Jaclyn's crashed out and I was up and on teh road by 4 pm... we got back to New Brunswick around 9 ish and I was asleep by midnight till 1:30 pm the next day.

WHEW!

Lady Luck

I got stopped in a road side check in Sussex, New Brunswick by the RCMP on Tuesday December 22nd, returning some videos for a friend, my inspection was past due by a month, it's 168$ fine. I gave him my whole "but I'm just a girl who doesn't know any better" look, and asked politely if I could do that in New Brunswick since my car was registered in Nova Scotia. He gave me a stern look and advised me to bring my car in to a local dealership for an inspection ASAP.

I returned the videos and hustled back to Moncton... Fast forward to Wednesday I wake up, pop on the Internet to check my funds available on my Visa. Zip down to dealership to have oil changed and my car inspected...I find out I can only afford to have car inspected and settle in with MacLeans watching the horror of the Tsunami unfold.

My name is called, I find out they only had to change a bulb in my car which was covered by warranty no extra charge. I had over the Visa, he swipes my card.... Not only is it declined BUT it also states I should get in touch with the company ASAP.

WTF.

I had made a payment on the 17th for 60$ more than required... I was only one month late on my payment and I had called made a promise to pay. The representative told me that it would not cause any problems since my account had been in IMPECCABLE standing for FIVE years.
I call the number on the back of my card... Talk to Julie, she tells me my account is in collections... COLLECTIONS.. HOLY FUCK HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL.

I get transferred to collections, I talk to Rose, the bitch from hell... For anyone who works in a call centre think for a moment of that person who hates their job and enjoys making everyone else's lives miserable like their own. This was Rose!

She makes me feel like an idiot, scolds me for being late on my bill, and says that there is a freeze on my account. I politely ask her to review my account, once she notices that my account has been in superior standing since being opened when I was 18, that my payments have ALWAYS been on time and for MORE than the payment amount due, she says the freeze can be lifted.

Excellent.

Problem it takes 24 hours to lift the freeze..... I have NO money....Nothing in my bank account, I have no one to call, I am desperate... I ask Rose at my wits end... Is there ANYTHING you can do to help me...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bitch snarly tells me that it is my own fault that I am in this dilemma and that it's against policy to remove the freeze.

Thank God I have worked in a call centre.

I do the only thing I can think of:
I get bitchy and ask for the supervisor.
Bring forth John...

He explains he has heard the entire call and that the policies are in effect for a reason and there is nothing he can do either. But I KNOW better... I politely explain to him I work for a Credit card Company and that policies are made to be broken... I plead my case, with my perfect past performance with this company...

Then I bring out the big guns...

I start to cry.... "It's Christmas, I am alone and I am DESPERATE!"

He caves...

He advises me to call back the Visa Centre, and have the Representative call him and they "Might" be able to do something.

I hang up and frantically dial the number, wiping away my tears, hiding my face from the cute mechanics.....

Trumpets ring out, angels sing as the heavens open and CATHERINE answers my call... She is the super agent... The person I used to want to be and try tobe while I am at work. She was polite, patient, with a soothing voice, a great tone, and listened to my crazy ramblings... She called John and had everything resolved in less than minutes. She says "Go Ahead Jamie, everything will work fine."

Christmas is saved... I could shout to he heavens with Joy.

I thank her profusely wish her the best day of her life and tell her I hope she is blessed in everything she tries to accomplish and has the best holiday possible.

She politely thanks me and gives me the standard branded close, just another call for her.

I jump up, swipe my card, IT GOES THROUGH I rejoice and sign the dotted line, the natural order of the world has been restored.

I turn around, and who is standing there but my RICH uncle, who totally would've helped me out and saved me from the most embarrassing moment of my life....